It’s Time for your weekly Web Poll!
Be sure to leave a comment if your favorite style is not listed here!
What style of music do you like Melvis singing?
Give your opinion
the Classics (Elvis, Sinatra)
Oldies (Ricky Nelson, Beatles)
Hair Bands (Bon Jovi, Motley Crue)
Hard Rock (Kiss, AC/DC)
Pop (Uncle Kracker, B-52s)
Urban (Sir Mix-A-Lot, Chef)
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I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate our newest chapter added with the signing of the Nashville Charter! The lovely people of Nashville have been working tirelessly to attain this level of recognition. It was a seven step process that included community outreach, maintaining detailed alcohol consumption logs, and a karaoke challenge.
Upon successful completion of the process, the Nashville hopefuls sent delegates to the shrine of Melvisdom, the Fabulous Hoffman Lanes. It was in this inner sanctum that the delegates were able to experience the Melvis firsthand. The magical evening concluded with the signing of the Nashville Charter, which officially recognized this branch of Melvisfans.
And, to officially seal the charter, one more important step needed to be taken. Much like the nautical community christening a boat with champagne, the delegates were christened with a kiss from the legend himself.
Congratulations to the new members of the Nashville Chapter of the Official Melvis Fan Club. We wish you continued success in all your Melvis endeavors.
If you would be interested in more than one item listed here, please vote for both. If you would like some other type of merchandise that isn’t listed here, please leave a comment on this post. Thanks and happy voting.
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Please be objective and don’t let your jealousy of Melvis’ greatness cloud your thought.
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In my quest to amass a vast library of Melvis sound drops, I’ve really hit a wall. I have Melvis saying many phrases, such as “Big balls, I got the big ones”, “I am the Lizard King”, and “You might as well hang up your jock and say goodbye cruel world”, but where do we go from there?
That’s where you, the loyal Melvis fan come into play.
Please leave a comment on this post with suggestions of what you would like to hear Melvis enunciate. I will do my best to fill any requests or dreams.
Mel Predicts what will happen with this week’s web poll.
Melvis reads and reacts to last week’s web poll.
Be sure to vote in all our web polls, this will be a regular spot for Mel. Remember: You can hear Mel read his web polls and get your up-to-the-minute ‘Melvis Update’ by checking out “The Unemployment Line” podcast.
Sorry for the non-updates. I’ve been drunk the past week and unable to see my monitor through the beer goggles, making it impossible to add articles. Feeling much better now. We have an update from Union Rep James Jaz about his recent business trip to Detroit.
Your Union Rep is hard at work trying to get the people of Detroit
exposed to the man – the myth – the legend – the Melvis!1) on Day one I drove into a gang fight. I turned on Melvis at full
volume and stopped the turf war as they all froze and were hypnotized
by Melvis’s melodic voice. Apparently though it wasn’t loud enough,
because they started shooting at me after 10 seconds because I
couldn’t turn the volume up any further.2) I was playing “My Way” for some kids while stopped at a light (they
were really getting into it) and they ran off after the song. As the
light turned green I tried to accelerate, but the car wouldn’t budge.
Someone had stolen my tires right out from under me! It must have
been someone training for a NASCAR pit crew! I wonder if the kids saw
who did it?Sincerely,
James Jaz
Union Rep – Melvis Fan Club
There you have it. I have a bunch of content to post, but I need to save some of it for after this week’s podcast.
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