That Didn’t Last…
It is with great sadness that I announce the passing of our good friend, the Groundhog.
“Stumpy”, as his friends knew him (mostly because of his residence close to a tree stump), led a full, happy life. Little is known about his birth and early years, other than he had big dreams and lofty aspirations.
As an adult, Stumpy set up permanet residence by the road, an exciting yet dangerous neighborhood. He worked hard to chew as many dandelions as he could in one day, and likely set a world record in the process.
The Groundhog was found by the road late last week, the apparent victim of a hit-and-run driver. It is unclear to what extent the authorities will pursue his assasin.
Stumpy will be remembered most for his thick brown fur and his humorous waddle. His next of kin have yet to be notified.
Stumpy, we hardly knw ye.
May 24th, 2006 at 12:46 am
He’s probably already been picked up and turned into a tasty sandwich by Arby’s.